*. Loosers(SRK) should fall in love with sobbers (RANI) and marry them.

*. Winners (Preity) should marry passionate (AB Jr) people.

*. If one loved his dead wife dearly , and could not convey his emotions properly and sufficiently enough then, he should bed nubiile call girls and party hard since it is the only way to wash away the guilt and remain happy.


*. You should admire women by the size of their butt and remain surethat they wont take any offense.

*. If you start liking someone you should chew gum and start thinking dreamily in the middle of a busy road in New york.

*. If you are a cleanliness freak and Rani Mukherjee in KANK you can use your tears to clean the floor and then wipe it clean.

*. You should love or hate people just for the heck of it, without trying to understand anything about their personality and individuality.

*. SRK can and should romance anyone he feels romancing with , because he is the ultimate romatic hero, and , in his own words, "can romance a hippopotamus", especially if the hippo lives in a pool of her own tears and is married to a Girraffe. (Sorry AB baby, i know you are good, but good becomes bad in the company of bad)

*. If you have heard being truly loved does warrants a commitment, you need to start all over again at the KAran JOHAR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. No tution fees, just bring your spouse along and leave your values in trust and faith at home.

*. Karan Johar should NEVER get married.